18:35"The only kind of person you’re going to find at a party is ‘someone who’s good at parties’. Someone who likes bellowing: ‘Shall we go outside for a fag?’, and feels positively radiant when they’re sweaty. People who like parties are lunatics. You might as well try to find a life partner down a well." — Caitlin Moran - If David Mitchell’s given up on dating, what hope is there for us? (via fuckyeahcaitlinmoran)